Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
-jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)
How’s it feel to be the last black president?
-Zach Galifianakis to Obama (via princessbrat7)
(Source: sansdeity, via princessbrat7)
winter will never stop me from dressing like a ho